I am now a Shades Gang member! Klimdeeni is my cousin, if it werent for him I wouldn't have flash (Thanks).
Location not disclosed
Check out my stuff here http://soundcloud.com/michael-pfrimmer
Get to the party!
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
See you next FALL!
Based on a true story.
You found some poo!
What a nutty way to die!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Wrong game, jackass!
Fail at typing